- I want to share a joke, but I’m afraid it’ll only be funny to me.
- My post editor is being a jerk.
- HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY. HAVE NO TIME.
- I have all the time in the world. I have nothing to say.
- I want to tell a story but my [family] [friend] [co-worker] reads this blog.
I don’t think there is a #bloggerproblem more frustrating for me, though, than not knowing where to start. Where do I start Internet? WHERE DO I START?
Fine: a list.
1.) Work is going amazingly well. I fall in love with this laid back, cheesy, wonderful and fun company a little more everyday and there is not one person that I hate! I know, say what? But, it’s true.
We had a company sponsored karaoke competition two weeks ago, and it was brilliant. I feel like I got to know everyone who sang without ever having to talk to them, which is a win all around. My new best friend is the guy from customer care who sang, “This is How We Do It” and then on Monday was wearing a shirt with Stephanie Tanner saying, “how rude!” on it.
He doesn’t know he’s my best friend yet.
2.) I was trying to be all responsible and I took my car to get a car wash. When it came back, it was squeaky clean and suddenly invaded by ants.
Never wash your cars.
3.) I came home from work the other day and my laptop had mysteriously died while I was away. I honest to goodness turned it on to find that I was recieving the manufacturer prompts and all my files were gone.
“But, Lorraine. Did you back your files up like every person living in 2012 should be doing?”
4.) I signed up for classes that start in a few weeks. Again. College forever!
5.) I feel like since my niece was all being born and stuff, I was a little late on the whole, “blogging about the Olympics” thing. Off the top of my head, though, I wanted you all to know that water polo is one of the sports I cannot enjoy, NBC's coverage sucks and that I've been compared to Gabby Douglas too many times. People are dumb.
6.) I’m vlogging every day in August! Or, at least I’m planning on it. I’m 6/6 so far which makes me want to reward myself with all the chocolate. I won’t be putting all my videos on the blog, so if you’re interested in a daily 3-4 minutes of total ridiculousness, please subscribe to my channel. To see a sample, and hear about how I plan to escape the zombie apocalypse, click below.
7.) Mae-fly is the most precious thing of all time. Which is the real reason for this post.
Penny offered to have portraits of Mae-fly done and put us in contact with one of her friends, Jamie of jamielauren studios.
If you have ovaries, break out the tissues.
If you don’t have ovaries, be prepared to suddenly grow them:
Jamie seriously, seriously earns her nickname as the Baby Whisperer. If anyone is looking for newborn photography in south Florida, do yourself a favor and contact jamielauren studios. She isn't even paying me to say that, I just really recommend her services.
Feel free to like her page. She'll occasionally deposit the most adorable baby pictures of all time in your timeline and your days will be brighter.
Well, that's as many updates as I can remember. If you follow my vlogs, I'll see you tomorrow. If not, see you all Thursday.
I like all of your faces, but probably not as much as I like Mae's face.
I'm forgiven though, right?