Would you believe the shy, quiet, single girl about these supposed "allergies" on V-Day? Yeah, maybe I wouldn't either, but I promise you, they were honest-to-goodness sinuses-acting-up-and-sensitive-eye tears.
Don't worry: this isn't a Valentine's Day post. 1.) because thanks to my posting schedule I missed that b.) you are probably tired of all the VD posts and cat.) I have no advice for single ladies out there, because I spent my night in a Nyquil induced coma, trying to sleep away the tears.
Gailey-bird, my two year old niece, asked Vyelit to be her Valentine. She sent her a video yelling, "Tia Vyelit, BE MY VALENTINE." She also made her a purple card. Obviously I was pretty jealous.
I went over to Pink's house last night and Gailey was excited to see me.
"Oooooh no," I said, as she asked to be taken off the dining room chair. "You didn't ask ME to be your Valentine."
"Yeessss," she said quickly, apparently searching her brain. "But I sent a purple card with Tia Vyelit and I know you would see it too!"
Pretty sneaky. Pretty sneaky.
I spent most of yesterday asking my co-workers not to look at me directly, and not to expect me to look at them. For some reason, looking at other people's eyes sets off my tearing. I wish I were making that up.
Friday I have an appointment with an advisor at my job/school about starting up in the summer term aka the "hey you'll start paying for my school after my year anniversary at the job? Sure! I'll start now!" term. I was really excited about starting school again AND THEN! I looked at my unofficial transcripts from my previous course work. Holy bad decisions Batman. I wish I could go back and yell at then me so hard. She was lazy and very unaware of the future and of long term consequences.
I'd yell at Then!Lorraine so much, she'd probably start crying, and not 'cause of allergies.
This may be a few days late, but I like to be totally indie that way: I love you all. Hope you all have wonderful, clear-eyed weekends.